• 29Dec

    As I’m about to head into a three-hour strategic plan meeting, I only had time to preview the first game. Unless said meeting goes totally awry (do not discount this possibility), I will have the Alamo Bowl analysis up later today. Wish me luck.

    Champs Sports Bowl: Florida State Seminoles vs. Notre Dame

    Every single goddamn year Notre Dame fans spin their one impressive win into a justification for Notre Dame to appear in a BCS bowl game. And every single goddamn year, they seem genuinely appalled and confused that no one agreed with them. Normally this kind of arrogance and delusion leads to delightful-to-watch anger and befuddlement as we watch Notre Dame get trounced in a lesser bowl. But as an Irish Gator residing in the land of the savages, I will count myself among the faithful in the Champs Sports Bowl. There’s some reason to think I’ll end up happy that day. Notre Dame travels well. The Seminoles have already achieved the apex of their season: beating in-state rivals Miami and Florida. Plus, heading to Orlando instead of Atlanta was perceived by some as a slap in the face. On the other hand, there’s the perennial disappointment in South Bend about not being somewhere more prestigious. That coupled with the controversy at quarterback, and I think ultimately the Seminoles superior athleticism will take the day. This is the one game I hope I’m wrong about. Pick: Florida State. Confidence: 18.

  • 28Dec

    Military Bowl: Air Force Falcons vs. Toledo Rockets

    Is one allowed to pick against a service academy in the Military Bowl? Does that get you put on some sort of watch list? Let’s find out! Toledo comes to Washington, D.C., with a 7-1 record in the MAC (I love the MAC!), and if we’re being honest, with a win over a Big East team at Syracuse. The Air Force offense will challenge the Rockets, but I think the Falcons’ defense is unlikely to hold up their end of the bargain. After a lackluster season featuring losses to San Diego State and Wyoming (among others), Air Force is going to be disappointed by a Toledo team with a chip on its shoulder. Pick: Toledo. Confidence: 28.

    Holiday Bowl: California Golden Bears vs. Texas Longhorns

    This is a challenging game for me to pick. I hate Texas for some reason I can no longer remember (I hold a sports grudge like no other), but the Longhorns don’t have any bad losses. Cal does, if you count UCLA – and I do. The Golden Bears are fair to middling in a pretty meh Pac-10. (Fine, Pac-12. Whatever.) Sportswriters are trying to drum up drama regarding a 2004 Rose Bowl incident that I do not recall, and neither do the current Golden Bears’ players. If that’s the only uncertainty about the outcome of this bowl game, it’s pretty clear-cut indeed. Pick: Texas. Confidence: 20.

  • 27Dec

    Little Caesars Bowl: Western Michigan vs. Purdue

    Little Caesars is still a thing? Really? And they make enough money to sponsor a bowl game? REALLY? Ok… I’m gonna be honest. This is about where watching the bowl games becomes a struggle. At first it’s all, “Bowl season! Woo! I love picking MAC teams and only having to watch one game at a time and not getting random texts about some game I’m not watching!” But 10 days in I have to pick the less terrible of Western Michigan vs. Purdue? Why is this happening? Oh hell. It’s in Michigan. Purdue has already lost to Rice. Let’s go out on a limb, pick the…Broncos(?) and move on. We have better things to do. Like…anything. Pick: Western Michigan. Confidence: 3.

    Belk Bowl: Louisville vs. NC State

    The Cardinals will start a true freshman quarterback against an NC State defense that features the nation’s interception leader and will get several players back from injury. The Wolfpack won their last two games of the season, including a victory over ACC champ Clemson. Their lone non-conference loss was to Cincinnati, while Louisville has losses to both Marshall and Florida International. No knock on Conference USA or the Sun Belt, but that’s not what I look for in a Belk (formerly Meineke Car Care) Bowl champ. Pick: NC State. Confidence: 24.

  • 26Dec

    Independence Bowl: Missouri Tigers vs. Carolina Tar Heels

    I like Mizzou pretty handily in this one; they wrapped up their season with three consecutive wins while Carolina limps in with losses in two of their last three and four of their last six. In fact, the Tar Heels were only 3-5 in their conference, achieving bowl eligibility with wins over James Madison, Rutgers, East Carolina, and Louisville. They’ve got an interim coach after Butch Davis was fired right before fall camp started. The Tigers, on the other hand, have a well-rounded offense and relatively respectable losses. (At least, four of them were to teams ranked in the top 15.) Pick: Missouri. Confidence: 25.

  • 24Dec

    Hawaii Bowl: Nevada Wolfpack vs. Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles

    Who complains about spending December in Hawaii? Southern Miss coaches, players, and fans, that’s who. Head coach Larry Fedora has stated publicly that they belong in a BCS game. That’s pretty hard to figure in a year in which we’ll be treated subjected to an LSU-Bama rematch for the National Championship and one-loss Boise gets shut out. Fedora’s explanation of why his Golden Eagles, with their losses to Marshall and UAB, deserve a BCS berth has to involve more convoluted logic than the system itself. But Fedora is mad, and the fans are mad that Southern Miss won’t be in the Liberty Bowl, because who doesn’t dream of Christmas in Memphis? (Note: initially that joke was about the much more deserving Shreveport, as I confused the locations of unfairly similar Liberty and Independence Bowls. Christmas in Memphis might be lovely. Though I doubt it.) The Golden Eagles have a solid defense and this isn’t last year’s Nevada that wrapped up its season with wins at Boise and against Boston College in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl. Still, all that open disappointment coupled with the fact that Fedora is headed for the greener pastures of Chapel Hill, and I’d say this game has the makings of a mini upset. Don’t bet the farm on it though. Pick: Nevada. Confidence: 12.

  • 22Dec

    Las Vegas Bowl: Boise State Broncos vs. Arizona State Sun Devils

    If Boise State weren’t so good, I’d say this has the makings of an upset. The Broncos playing in Vegas makes an open and shut case of the failings of the BCS system. I won’t bore you by repeating the arguments, but I will say that a Boise win here only furthers its case – a lesser team would succumb to the emotional letdown of going 11-1 and losing the BCS invite sweepstakes to two-loss Michigan and Virginia Tech. Meanwhile, there’s not much to say about Arizona State. They roll into Sin City on a four game spiral that includes losses to UCLA and Washington State. I was high on the Sun Devils at the beginning of the season, but an ugly loss to the fighting (former) Zookers changed my mind, and it’s been all downhill from there. Pick: Boise. Confidence: 35.

  • 21Dec

    I love it when a plan comes together. Thanks Marshall! I head into day three in first place overall.

    Poinsettia Bowl: TCU Horned Frogs vs. Louisiana Tech Bulldogs

    The Horned Frogs enter this game as 10 ½ point favorites, which is a bad bet. It reflects the very real talent gap (and a name recognition gap), but not the enthusiasm gap. Man, are y’all going to get tired of me talking about enthusiasm or what? La Tech is thrilled to have won the WAC (in impressive fashion, I might add), but TCU comes to San Diego bitter about being shut out of a BCS berth. So the question here is can enthusiasm beat talent? I tend to say no. Gary Patterson’s run-first team spoiled Boise State’s season despite being held to 33 rushing yards – TCU just had to beat the Broncos through the air on the blue turf. Impressive. And while the Horned Frogs defense isn’t what it was last year, it’s still solid. In terms of enthusiasm, TCU may want to make a statement as it heads to the Big 12 next year. I’d take the Bulldogs and the points, but on the straight pick I’ve got to stick with common sense. Pick: TCU. Confidence: 22.

  • 20Dec

    So what the hell happened to the Aggies on Saturday? They had almost one hundred yards more than Ohio on total offense and led the entire game. Until the last 13 seconds, aka the important part. I will take some comfort in it being a close loss – and me still ending the day fifth in my pool. Onward.

    A note on how I’m doing this: For each game, I’ll include my straight up pick and my confidence ranking, bearing in mind that the lower the number, the less confident I am – and the fewer points I score in my Bowl Mania pool.

    St. Pete Bowl: FIU Panthers vs. Marshall Thundering Herd

    Are we still calling this the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl? Or the MagicJack Bowl? I can’t remember because the game is usually atrocious and every year I get confused watching them play football at my beloved Trop. (Nope, no one has ever said that sentence before.) When I started looking into this game, I had to ask myself, “Is Florida International the one with the Owl and Howard Schnellenberg?” No, no it is not.

    It is the one with the “school-record eight wins” that only made it to a bowl game because the Big East didn’t have enough bowl eligible teams to fulfill all its tie-ins. (And we give them an automatic BCS berth…why?) You might think that would make them very excited, and that excitement would make me pick FIU. You would be mistaken. You see, I just got done reading several paragraphs about Marshall BEGGING to go to the St. Pete Bowl, and I’m not getting that time back. Thirty percent of Marshall’s players come from Florida, including the quarterback who became so flustered when he returned to his home state to play UCF that he refused to get on the phone with the quarterback coach after one possession. That bastion of maturity is backed up by a 5’6” wide receiver who coach Doc Holliday (!!!) describes as, “a good little player.”

    The Herd also has Conference USA Defensive Player of the Year Vinny Curry, whose name you’re going to hear on Sundays soon. He has a tackling technique that he lovingly refers to as “The Hammer” because of its propensity for causing fumbles. Look, I think this is going to be an ugly game from two teams who are lucky to be there at all, but my gut (and that’s all it is) says Marshall’s Floridians will want to redeem themselves at home. Pick: Marshall. (I also like them +4.) Confidence: 26.

  • 17Dec

    If you aren’t familiar with the Bowl Mania conceit, the idea is that you must not only pick the winners of all 35 bowl games straight up (not against the spread, unfortunately), but you also must rank your picks in order of confidence. The picks lock when the first game kicks off, meaning that you’re forced to pick the January games well in advance – often missing critical information about injuries, or (more common this time of year) academic suspensions. But we do the best we can, and I will post my picks for each day’s games here for all to see and laugh at.

    A note on how I’m doing this: For each game, I’ll include my straight up pick and my confidence ranking, bearing in mind that the lower the number, the less confident I am – and the fewer points I score in my Bowl Mania pool.

    New Mexico Bowl: Temple Owls vs. Wyoming Cowboys

    This is a classic example of why picking bowls is tricky. If this were a regular season game, my scouting report would read something like this: the Owls have a clear advantage with running back Bernard Pierce, who will capitalize on Wyoming’s sieve-like run defense. But intangibles are more significant during bowl season. Intangibles like…the Owls and their fans have much further to travel to the University of New Mexico’s stadium in Albuquerque. Meanwhile, with their school record-setting running back and stifling defense, Temple fully expected to go bowling, while the Pokes are excited just to be there. That kind of enthusiasm gap is exactly what leads to upsets in bowl games. I like the Cowboys against the spread (6.5), but enthusiasm gap or not, I can’t in good conscience take that run defense over Bernard Pierce. Pick: Temple. Confidence: 9

    Idaho Potato Bowl:  Utah State Aggies vs. Ohio Bobcats

    I think the “other” Ohio is going to struggle when they take on Utah State in Boise. Until this year the Aggies got regular experience on the blue turf, and the five-hour drive should mean that a lot of fans makes the trip. Besides that, the Ohio is limping into town following their epic collapse in the MAC championship. This should be an exciting, high-scoring affair (gamblers: I like the over if the total stays under 60), but in the end the Bobcats will have to spend the off season licking their wounds in preparation for what should by all rights be a banner year for them in 2012. Laying 2.5 is a no brainer to me (it actually opened at -3.5, and I’m not sure why it moved in that direction) as is the straight pick: Utah State. Confidence: 31

    New Orleans Bowl: San Diego State Aztecs vs. Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns

    The Ragin’ Cajuns have a couple intangibles going for them: the New Orleans Bowl is essentially a home game for them, and it ends a 41 year bowl drought – basically the definition of being excited to be there. Plus they’re the Ragin’ Cajuns! How do you pick against that? I mean unless they’re playing the Fighting Blue Hens, which they’re not. They’re playing the supremely unexcited San Diego State Aztecs. How do I know they’re not excited? Well, they’re reaction to the New Orleans Bowl invite was along the lines of, “I guess it’s better than not going to a bowl at all.” Chin up there, Aztecs! In the “neither here nor there” column, Lousiana-Lafayette’s previous bowl appearances were in the 1970 Grantland Rice Bowl in Baton Rouge and the 1943 Oil Bowl in Houston, which was apparently prior to the invention of the public relations industry. I mean seriously? The Oil Bowl? Nobody had second thoughts about that one? Well, I’ll tell you what I have second thoughts about: picking against Ronnie Hillman. True fact: the San Diego State running back finished the year third in all of America in rushing. (Well, at least the part of America that plays on FBS football teams.) That’s what’s pushing my confidence level down on this game, but I’m still going to pick: Louisiana-Lafayette. Confidence: 21

  • 22Oct

    We get to this point every year: I start to feel like a bully. I pick on the same teams, week after week, because (I assume) alumni won’t allow the lines to adjust. Penn State is 1-6 against the spread this year – and they’re ranked 22! In the country! The whole country! I shouted in my living room to no one in particular when I saw that. I can probably name a dozen unranked teams who deserve it more than Penn State. So ok, I guess I’m going to stop feeling like a bully and just start my annual shrieking about the BCS instead. Onto the picks before I go off on a rant.

    OK State/Mizzou O 69.5: I was going to take Oklahoma State ATS because I have a well-known crush on Justin Blackmon, but Mizzou was able to hang with Oklahoma (relatively speaking) in Norman. But that’s the same reason this over seems like a safe bet: the Cowboys average 49.2 ppg and no one’s held them to fewer than 30 so far this year. Mizzou isn’t going to be the team that does, but I do think they’ll give Mike Gundy’s squad a game in Columbia, and the score could head upwards of 80.

    Houston/Marshall O 60: I’m kind of holding my nose while I take this. Marshall seems somewhat averse to scoring points. But Houston will likely get to at least 50 by themselves, and their defense is…well, as good as it has to be with Case Keenum at the helm of the offense.

    Northwestern +4.5: Did Dan Persa die? No, it turns out he did not. But that was my first thought when I saw this line. No one likes to feel like they’re beating up on Joe Paterno, but that’s exactly what I’m doing. Every week when I see the inflated lines, I check Penn State’s quarterback situation, thinking, “laying that many points, this must be the week that they finally named a single signal-caller.” But no. These two are still fighting it out in an epic battle of who is more terrible. Northwestern ranks last in the nation in pass defense but with both (WHY?) McGloin and Bolden determined to connect on as few passes as possible, it won’t matter this week.

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