• 01Oct

    When you’re wrong, you’re wrong. And boy was I wrong Thursday night. Well technically I was wrong Monday morning, and there’s a good argument to be made that I have no business making picks pre-coffee. Because Thursday night I was actually 100% correct with the over – 91 points.

    So let’s talk Saturday games.

    Indiana +14.5: Don’t get me wrong: the Hoosiers are terrible. They’ve lost to Ball St., Virginia, and North Texas for God’s sake. (So far!) But they’ve got Penn State at home, and Penn State is 0-4 ATS this season. Let me repeat that: Penn State is 0-4 against the spread this season. Why? Because Penn State is running the most dysfunctional two quarterback system I’ve ever seen. I’m of the opinion that there’s no such thing as a good two quarterback system, but these two hate each other so much that they’re taking shots in the press. It’s a bad time. I wouldn’t put a ton of money here because it’s still Indiana, but I’m not the only one who’s noticed this; the line opened at 17.5. (Ok, this is one I should have picked Monday morning.)

    Temple -8: Poor Toledo. They should be 3-1 ATS and 2-2 in, you know, real life, because they actually beat Syracuse last week. The thing is, Temple appears to be the MAC team to beat this year – even for AQs. See last week I would have told you to take Maryland and laugh all the way to the bank. College players don’t usually recover well from the kind of emotional game the Owls had with Penn State. In fact, there were two surprises in that vein last week; Clemson was the other. This week will be a real test for both teams: are they the real deal, or did they both just manage to delay the hangover for a week? Granted, the Rockets are coming in angry – but I like Temple at home.

    Northwestern +10: Dan Persa comes back this week. Illini, brace yourselves: you’re about to get Zookered. Yes, Illinois is 3-1, but Arizona State is their only opponent from a BCS conference. Also, did you hear Dan Persa is coming back this week? He has a 73.5% completion rate. To put that in perspective, Andrew Luck’s is 67.1%.

    Ga Tech -10: Nothing to joke about here: the Yellow Jackets lead the nation in total offense (630.5 ypg), scoring (53.2 ppg) and pass efficiency (283.6). Meanwhile NC State is ranked 93rd in total defense and has lost basically their entire D-line to injuries. This is shaping up to be a long afternoon for the Wolfpack.

    Baylor -3.5: Rece Davis stated this morning that Robert Griffin III has more touchdown passes than incompletions. Sounds ridiculous, right? It’s true. 13 TDs, 12 incomplete passes. All season. 12 incomplete passes. Remember all those nice things I said about Georgia Tech and their stats? Well Baylor is right behind them: second in total offense and pass efficiency, and third in scoring. For what it’s worth, I also like the under in this game (65.5 total). K State has a solid defense and they’re not as interested in scoring points as the Bears are, possibly because they prefer fumbling the ball.

    That’s all for today. As usual, I’ve looked for value in mismatches don’t draw a lot of national attention. I’ll leave the night games to the pros. Go Gators!

  • 29Sep

    Thursdays are my favorite. The John Brandon column comes out on Thursday! If you don’t read him yet, you should. It’s so good that I will soon begin systematically stalking Florida Outbacks. Wait, what? No. I’m kidding.

    Anyway, Thursdays are my favorite. On Thursdays, I come home, have a beer (today it’s Lucky U IPA from Breckenridge Brewery!), catch up on The Awl and The Hairpin, study my fantasy football and football gambling research, and then later I get to watch Parks & Rec and I feel like everything is going to be ok and somehow I’ll salvage that Michael Vick number one overall pick into a winning fantasy football season. Haha, not really. On to the picks.

    USF -1.5: I actually think the spread would have been bigger if Pitt hadn’t kept it close with Notre Dame last week. But there’s a major flaw in this logic: Notre Dame is terrible. We go through this every year. Beating a Big 10 team at home once a year doesn’t make them not terrible. And yet, in three months, someone on television (I’m looking at you, Kirk Herbstreit) will use that win as the sole reason for ol’ Touchdown Jesus to make an appearance at a BCS bowl game. Oh my have I derailed. Back to USF/Pitt. Someone somewhere this week referred to Todd Graham’s offense as “high octane,” I guess because they scored 35…against Maine? Also Buffalo! On the other hand, USF’s offense actually is high octane (a conference leading 523 ypg) – plus it’s not really cold up north yet, so there’s no advantage for Pitt there. I reckon the Bulls win by at least two TDs.

    Houston -16.5: Case Keenum. The end.

    Oh, I’m sorry – you want more? Fine. The Miners of UTEP have lost seven starters so far this year, though some of them may return tonight – including their best QB…from a SEPARATED SHOULDER, which sounds painful and unwise for someone you expect to throw a ball. Also: Case Keenum. The end.

    Fun fact: I picked these spreads first thing Monday morning while trying to avoid a staff meeting, and totals hadn’t been posted yet. Total for Houston/UTEP? 66.5. In CUSA. That’s an easy over for me. This conference is basically allergic to running.

    Ok, enjoy the football y’all! I’ll probably be watching Ron Swanson.

  • 22Sep

    The game has already started so this may look like cheating, but I made this pick here this morning. Actually I’ve been keeping my picks at Covers all season in case you want to check up on my record. (+1050 on the year, thankyouverymuch.) For tonight:

    Reading about NC State’s defensive injuries and phrases like “the Bearcats much-maligned defense,” I feel crazy taking the under. But both these teams have been held to fewer than 30 points by their only BCS opponents to date and 60.5 just feels too big to me coming off a short week. So I’m living on the edge and taking the under for just 100 units.

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